S’ok—you take the gut and kidney shots now, we’ll take more of the diaper duty.

[John is still smiling when he says it—despite the fact that Ianto throws a leg across Jack’s to kick him, which just makes John laugh.]

Oi! I’ll thank you not to promise out me changing nappies.

[John raises an eyebrow with a smirk.]

It’s not too far along for sex, y’know. I make Jack the right promise and he’ll help me pin you down.

[Ianto just laughs, leaning down to kiss Jack soundly.]

Whatever he promises you, I’ll do it harder and dirtier.